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Why doesn’t Tim cook?

Because he has Steve’s job.

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2. I sold my vacuum the other day.

All it was doing was collecting dust.

3. As a middle aged dad, I love my Old Navy hoodie.

As a middle aged dad, I love my Old Navy hoodie, especially in this weather. Fleece navy dad, everyone!

4. How many calories do u consume licking a girl?

It depends on which way she wipes.

5. How does a gingerbread man get around with a broken leg?

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6. I have been eliminated from the inaugural season of The Great Canadian Broth-Off©️™️®️

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7. What does a Christmas tree use to keep its breath fresh?

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